It's just so easy...

Voices for

Drill Sergeant Hartman (Explicit)

Advisory:





Drill Sergeant Hartman (Explicit)

$9.97

Listen up you piece of amphibian sh*t! If you make a wrong turn it ain’t “Gunny’s” fault, but he’ll make you pay for it with more than pushups! (Explicit and PG rated available)

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

Pagoda

$9.97

When 800 years you drive, navigate you can! Till then, let the Pagoda voice use the inner guidance for good! Ask him to find you a decent cup of coffee with our POI maps too.

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

Arnold – The Govenator

$9.97

Hasta la Vista to be being lost. The Governator, can lead a state government as well as navigate you around town. He will terminate the traffic! And maybe knock up a few housekeepers along the way.

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

Capt. Jack – The Pirate

$9.97

We bet you’ve never been guided down the road by a drunken sailor before have you? Let Capt. Jack and his trusty compass guide you to the things you desire the most!

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »
Christopher Walkin’

Advisory:





Christopher Walkin’

$9.97

Christopher’s a little off balance, you never know if he’s making a joke or about to wack you upside the head for making a wrong turn. Be safe and just don’t do it. He’ll get you where you’re going, if you don’t piss him off first. (And he loves cowbell)

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »
Sadera The Seductive

Advisory:





Sadera The Seductive

$9.97

You have been warned! Sedara loves SEX and is not afraid to ask for it. Reach your final destination before she does, and she’ll let you hear about it. (Very explicit)

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

Beavis & Butthead

$9.97

We guarantee you’ll be the smartest one in your car with these 2 co-pilots, but somehow they’ve never gotten lost. Go figure!

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

GLaDOS – From Portal

$9.97

If you couldnt Get Enough of the Game Portal, Then you will Love GlaGPS! Erie, Scary, and not sure if you are driving to your destination or being led to More Sinister Points in the Lab. Get this Voice and were sure you can Trust GlaGPS.

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

Wrong Juan

$9.97

South of the border, or north of the Mason Dixon line, this guy can help do the manual labor of getting directions. He knows all of the back alleyways to help you avoid traffic like it was the INS.

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

Clint Eastwood

$9.97

Are you feeling lucky? Well….are ya punk!? You don’t need luck when you have Dirty Harry giving you directions.

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »
Jamal, Ghetto Pimp

Advisory:





Jamal, Ghetto Pimp

$9.97

Flip a bitch and getcha wig split, but watch out for the po’po. Your crew will ride straight pimpin’, know what I’m sayin? I hope so.

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

Sean Connery 007

$9.97

Women want him, men want to be him. Voice download does not include missiles for your car (or ejection seats). Are you man (or woman) enough to have him in the car with you?

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

Precious Gollum

$9.97

He hates us, he HATES US… Unless he thinks we can drive him precious. If you can stand the smell and the bother take the wretched little chap along with you on your journey. He will lead you there… YEEEES, he knows the way.

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

King of Cin’mon Rolls

$9.97

He’s lives! And he drives. All that time on the road and so you know he can give good directions while singin’ a tune or two.

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »
BillyBob Redneck

Advisory:





BillyBob Redneck

$9.97

Bubba’s Nasty Cousin. We caught him on a cussin day. Heck every day is a cussin day for Billy Bob. Be surprised around each corner with this guy riding shotgun with you. Put cotton in them kids’ ears.

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

Hockey Mom

$9.97

Yes it’s THE Hockey Mom. You know the one, right? Gosh, she could be your president one day. Yeah, I mean the President of the United States of America. YES…I mean that…truly. Gotta call it like it is! She can help you find AND get across the bridge to nowhere. Now how cool is that?

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

Habib, NYC Cabbie

$9.97

Fresh off the boat, Habib really knows his way around, even if he mixes up his V’s and W’s. Don’t worry though, you’ll make it to your destination and without smelling like curry.

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

DaPrez Barry Obama

$9.97

All you need is Hope and to Change your voice to get the Prez giving you his very articulate directions to your destination.

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

George Dubya Bush

$9.97

When has Dubya ever steered us in the wrong direction? Let Mr. President get you from Point A to Point B with his fantastic butchering of the English language. Mission Accomplished!

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

Spongy Bob Pork Pants

$9.97

Who lives in a pineapple on top of your dash? Spongy Bob Pork Pants! He’s porous and yellow and might even make you wet your pants if directional nonsense be something you wish! Buy Spongy Bob Pork Pants!

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

Sassy Lil Jill

$9.97

Jill is the tamer version of her older sister, Sadera. Just like a good little catholic girl. But you know what they say about good girls

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

Bubba (Nuf Said)

$9.97

Bubba’s down home flavor gets you around those back country roads gist fine. Fun and funny, he can show ’round the bend, and back. Be sure to ask about his Granny.

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

Jamal – (Bleeped)

$9.97

Just like Jamal, he has a mouth on him. But his nasty parts have been dubbed with only the best in Kung Fu movie dubbing.

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

Jesus – Lord and Savior

$9.97

If anyone is going to steer you in the right direction, it’s our Heavenly Father. And don’t worry, if you make a wrong turn, J.C. won’t judge. He’s there to help you find your way.

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

Fabulously Fashionable Andrew

$9.97

Puhleez! You couldn’t find your way out of a paper bag. Bring in the fashion-forward alternative lifestyle driver. With Andrew never ask “left or straight?” (forward!) again!

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

Joey Butafuco – Wise Guy from the Bronx

$9.97

Fuggedaboutit, he’s got you covered, baby! Joey will protect you no matter where you end up. He’s got your back so you can keep your eyes on the prize.

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »
Porkman – Respect My Authoritah

Advisory:





Porkman – Respect My Authoritah

$9.97

The most hilarious bigoted, foul-mouthed, arrogant, and obese (excuse me …”hockey-bodeyed” child in the 4th grade…. in Colorado …somewhere.

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

Pierre Peejohn – Straight from Paris to your GPS

$9.97

Oui Oui! Let this fine Frenchman drive you around or drive you crazy. Love is in the air, and humor never sounded so foreign.

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

The Devil – Need We Say More

$9.97

What can we say? The devil made us do it. Who else could navigate traffic hell?

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

Drill Sergeant Hartman – from F.M.J

$9.97

Listen up you piece of amphibian sh*t! If you make a wrong turn it ain’t “Gunny’s” fault, but he’ll make you pay for it with more than pushups! (Explicit and PG rated available) All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character.

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

Santa – Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas

$4.97

Who is that fat man flying through the air with eight tinny little reindeer? Must be Santa, Have a Marry Christmas From Santa and Pigtones.com.

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »

Transformer – More than Meets the Eye

$9.97

This Robot is more than meets the eye. Something for the kids to have fun with. And buckle up for safety!

All voices are an impersonation or parody of an original character. Read More »